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If you’ve not seen Nailed It, you’re missing out.
The Netflix stroke of genius sees hopeless bakers battle it out to make ‘epic magical desserts’ that end in a shambolic messes, like, actual messes.
The idea is amateur bakers compete for a $10,000 prize, the twist is they’re all pretty terrible in the kitchen department.
It’s like the Bake Off that never was, minus Mary Berry. No not Channel 4’s version, like an actual anti-Bake Off.
The US show is inspired by the familiar meme that trolls people for their cake fails – the sad looking sponges that are supposed to be epic magical castles, or saggy faces that were supposed to resemble Woody from Toy Story, but it’s like Picasso had a go…with a chainsaw. Or Van Gogh, and it wasn’t his ear that was lobbed off.
Nicole Byer hosts, shouting loudly at the bakers as they try their very best to recreate the masterpieces that are presented to them, as the judge, chocolatier Jacques Torres, looks on.
There’s a guest judge every week, it’s utter chaos, and we love it.
Contestants range from Toni who dreams of owning her own bakery, but then says "my nightmare is the actual baking", or the infamous Amanda Giles from episode two who went viral thanks to her amazing attitude, there’s even a petition to bring her back as a judge .
But really all we want to see are the terrible cake attempts right? Here’s a few to wet your whistle.
Rapunzel needs a new hairdresser
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your haiirr…oh HELL NO. We’re not sure where the hair begins, and the moss ends, though we’re pretty sure Rapunzel has been hit by that frying pan she was so fond of in the Disney movies.
Erm is this the same design?
Leaning to one side, flowers the wrong colour…we could go on here. But wow, just wow.
This just got dark. They went for I love you so much, I want your forever to ‘I will hack up your heart and kill you in your sleep’. We’ve seen less scary murderer’s notes.
Trump and…oh Trump
Not sure we see the difference here, except he may want to hold back on the tanning lotion…and get some sleep. Clearly being President has taken its toll.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, OH NO!
It’s not a great pirate life for this one. Or any cake life to be quite honest. It’s Elvis meets a landslide, meets Scream if it was done in Pink…meets JigglyPuff in old age.
…is probably what this should’ve really been.
Step aside Annabelle you have competition.
Though it’s not all bad…
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