Beauty fan issues death threat to parcel thief using lines from Taken

‘I will find you, and I will kill you’: Woman issues hilarious threat inspired by Liam Neeson’s infamous Taken speech to the thief who stole her pricey make-up delivery

  • Mystery person put up a poster on the entrance door of a block of flats in the UK
  • Chilling death threat said they will ‘find them and kill them’ if they didn’t return it
  • Poster was spotted by another tenant who shared the amusing sign on Reddit

A beauty fan who had ordered a package full of expensive make-up only to find it had gone missing issued a sinister Taken-inspired threat to the ‘tramp who stole my parcel’.

Another tenant spotted the poster, which had appeared on the front door of the block of flats in an unknown location in the UK, and shared the image on Reddit explaining that their letterboxes were ‘not very secure’.

The message from the angry online shopper had been inspired by the famous speech made by Liam Neeson in the hit movie Taken, in which he plays a retired CIA agent who warns his daughter’s kidnappers he is coming to find them. 

The make-up’s rightful owner warned ‘I will find you and I will kill you’ if the guilty party didn’t return their package from website Beauty Bay, which contained a £19 pot of Anastasia Beverly Hills Dip Brow Pomade.

A mystery beauty fan was left seething when a parcel ordered from the internet went missing from their letterbox in a block of flats, and posted a chilling threat begging for its return

A tenant of a block of flats in the UK shared a poster that had gone up at the entrance door following the theft of a parcel that contained expensive ‘dip brow’ make-up. They posted it with the caption: I live in an apartment block and our letterboxes aren’t very secure… and this happened’

Others agreed that the anger behind the poster was ‘justified’ figuring out that the product from Beauty Bay was more than likely the Anastasia Beverley Hills Dip Brow Pomade 

‘To the TRAMP that stole my Beauty Bay parcel,’ the mystery person behind the poster began.

‘I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.


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‘Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

‘If you let my dip brow go right now that’ll be the end of it. 

‘I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

And then to finish they bizarrely added: ‘P.S Your f***y stinks.’

The unknown poster called the thief a ‘tramp’ saying that her package from online site Beauty Bay had gone missing which contained ‘dip brow’ a product likely to be the same as Anastasia Beverly Hills 

The sign was posted on a Reddit thread with users agreeing that the beauty fan had every right to be this angry because the product was so expensive.

Explaining to others who were unsure what ‘dip brow’ was one said: ‘It’s an eyebrow product, it’s like a kind of creamy stuff you apply with a brush to fill in gaps or shape your brows. And it’s pretty amazing stuff, so I’d say this is a justified response.’

Another said: ‘Yeah eyebrow pomade, and assuming it’s from Beauty Bay it’s probably ABH [Anastasia Beverly Hills] which is about 20 quid a pop, so they are completely justified in their response!’

‘If it was Anastasia Beverley Hills dipbrow then this response is completely warranted in my eyes. That s***’s expensive,’ agreed a third. 

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